Q. What's up with the 8-bit website?
A. I like 8-bit stuff...
Q. Why are different pages different colors?
A. Because they can be! :D In fact, if you can figure out how the colors are generated you'll win the prize.
Q. What's "the prize"?
A. I don't know yet... How about your avatar and link right here?
medal Winner! Tod Cole figured it out! substr(md5($alias), 21, 6); There is, however, a darkness limiter, so it's not always exactly that color...
Q. What made you think an FAQ section on your site would be appropriate?
A. Well, because it was originally an "about" page... but that stuff is really covered on the homepage. So I thought this would at least be amusing...
Q. Do you know any karate?
A. No.
Q. Jeet Kune Do?
A. That would be rad, but no.
Q. Dux Ryu Ninjitsu?
A. ...Yes, I am a Dux Ryu black belt. Actually no.
Q. Are you at least a black belt in something?
A. Does Choong-Moo ring any bells!?!?
Q. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A. If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck approximately seven times it's body weight in wood per hour given a steady pace.
Q. Droid or iPhone?
A. ***Droid***
Q. K&R or Allman?
A. I prefer 1TBS (K&R variant).
Q. Tabs or spaces?
A. SPACES!!!1!
Q. What was the last thing you bought on ThinkGeek.com?
A. Checking... Neapolitan Astronaut Ice Cream. It was amazing. I like freeze dried stuff...
Q. What kind of computer do you have?
A. Custom built CyberPower box. Six cores, eight gigs of RAM, 2.1 billion graphics card transistors, 64-bit Windows 7. I got a free RAM upgrade, free liquid cooling, and a free copy of Call of Duty 4. "Free", as in, paid a little extra for all the other components to make up for it.
Q. Do you own a full tang battle-ready Buster Sword replica?
A. No :(

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